WARNING: attempting any of this could cause you bodily harm.
- Dress like an iPod for Halloween.
- Carefully take apart your MacBook Pro, and piece by piece grind it up in a BlendTec (Will it blend!?) Blender. Once complete, glue the “shrapnel” back together and demonstrate how your MacBook STILL WORKS!!
- Take a lot of those really annoying, multi-color, iPhoto pictures and post them all over MySpace and Facebook.
- Don’t ever fall asleep without tucking your MacBook into its own bed!
- Brag about how great the Mac interface is to all of your friends. Than after owning one for about a week, be sure to dual boot it with Windows, so you can actually use some of your favorite applications!
- While in school, demonstrate the advanced cloaking abilities of your iPod Nano by placing it in the floppy drive of your computer before your teacher catches you with it!
- Decorate your house with paper mache models of various Apple products using the 30 pages of paperwork that came included with your first iPhone bill.
- Make it your life’s goal to buy one apple product per day in an attempt to keep the doctor away.
- Volunteer to wear your MacBook as a bullet proof vest during a police raid.
- Use your stealth skills to place white apple stickers on all your friends PC’s.
